I’m insecure about my ass. Just some weeks ago I got like my first ever comment on it, a dude said I had a nice ass. I was so amazed all I could say was “most dudes don’t even notice I have an ass”, and he said “well, the front is a bit of an eye-catcher, but I’m an ass-man”.

Ass yes, but is it art? Of course it is! I’m an ass-man too you know.