This reminds me of a weekend some weeks ago when I had to work, and my friends went out partying.
They kept sending me text messages about how I should have been there, that they looked better with their gay friend around, and that they missed my bulging crotch.
I was in a crappy mood so I just answered them that I had my bulge in my uniform pant.
Their reply was brilliant, they sent me a pic of two of them pissing making a cross over the urinal, with the text You really should be here.
Love my bros. I promise to make it up to them.