My friends always told me that if all fails, if all goes to hell, down the drains, if I loose my job, people don’t buy my books, or my art for that matter, that when it is all gone to nothing: I can just resort to porn.

Don’t you have to be hung like this to do porn?

I’m not asking because I think so, actually some magazines have, since tumblr-stardom, asked me to do a photo shoot with them.