Some man sure must believe that they have magical penises. You know, those jerks that tell muslim women shit like “if I fuck you you’ll turn christian”. Most likely that woman will not turn christian at all, but be repelled and appalled and scared for life. Honestly, a dude said that to a friend of mine the other day.

Or those dudes that tell lesbian women “you’ll turn straight if I fuck you”. As if. Just get over it that some women aren’t into cock. If you can’t handle that then you are not a man.

But. Those men believe that they have magical penises. Penises that can change the world for these women! Just from a fuck, a taste of their magic penis. Well, ladies, send them to me. I have a magic penis too! I’ll fuck them with my magic cock and they’ll turn gay. Then they won’t bother you no more.