Things with bromance escalated quickly. We’ve moved in together. Hence boyfriend number one is not as happy as before, but he’s decided to stay. Business university is still hard as fuck.

People tell me this is my mid life crisis, but I’m not certain. I know what I want to do, I know who I want to do. Not so much of a crisis there. Yet. I’m just waiting for the zombie apocalypse to start. Any day now. Any day. Two lovers, two apartments, money, feeling ok about life. This can’t be good. It’s just too good. I want it all: please let me have it.